See You Next Tuesday!

Today I have a funny video clip of Ann "The Cunt" Coulter getting her facts wrong. It might be old, but it's new to me! Ann Coulter, for those of you who don't know, is one of titular "Lying Liars" in Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them. She's shown in this video clip insisting Canada sent troops to Vietnam, except they didn't. When she's confronted by her interviewer, she just insists she's right, and then when it's apparent the interviewer isn't going to back down, she just says, in a very slightly less strident tone, "Indochina?"

I just keep rewinding the part where she says "Indochina?" - it gets funnier every time, like a little kid asking for a present they know they don't deserve for Christmas. No, Virginia, they didn't send troops to Indochina, either. She finally says she's going to look it up, and the interviewer just openly laughs at her, since that is what she was supposed to do before she opened her yap.

One thing that I can't get over is looking at her book jacket cover when I'm in airports, which apparently is a major outlet for her "books". She's wearing a fitted sleeveless blue leather vest with nothing underneath, much like those worn by Grace Jones as either May Day in The Living Daylights or Zula in Conan the Destroyer (I'm not sure which - the costuming was inexplicably similar for both).

I can't find a full-torso shot of Grace in that outfit, but this one of Anne and this one of Grace look pretty similar to me, at least in terms of the vest material. I just keep thinking how hot and sweaty and stinky Ann Coulter must be in that thing, especially by the end of a long hard day of misinformed punditry.

I bet Anne is the kind of woman who doesn't really pay as much attention as she should to her armpits, so there's just a little too much stubble in there, and the stubble has little gobs of deodorant stuck in it, but since she's a "lady" we're not supposed to notice. Uck.

Grace Jones gives the impression that she'd beat the crap out of you before she fucked you, so I'm sure you wouldn't mind, or even notice, if she was sweaty or not, you'd be so busy trying to protect your genitalia from being kicked by her spike-tipped thigh-high boots. With Anne Coulter, however, you'd probably have to buy her dinner and listen to her stiff-lipped tirades for weeks, gazing into those droopy Diane Keaton-esque eyes and trying not look her in the armpits, before she'd eventually submit to a missionary position throwdown. I'll bet she'd still manage to talk through the whole thing and ruin what little pleasure her icy vagina could offer.

You might wonder why I'm so caught up in Anne Coulter's looks, but really the only reason that anyone pays any attention to her is because she is a blond white woman who wears tight clothes while saying what Fox News wants her to say, and, as evidenced by the above video clip, says completely untrue things with enough confidence that people start to believe it.
Once those myths are out there, like "Tommy Hilfiger hates black people" or "Social Security is in danger and we need Bushie The Lesser to 'reform' it", it just becomes accepted as fact and people never stop to question it.

Oh, we were looking for "weapons of mass destruction program-related activities," not "weapons of mass destruction"? And you found them? Good for you! I guess you're NOT a miserable failure!

Canada's looking ever more attractive, eh?
That is all.